aries

Aries daydream. After failure, they think rubbish. They're annoyed. They exercise to escape. Freestyle cardio. They'll sweat for calm. Exit sweaty.

taurus

Taureans are persistent. They love their world! Netflix is the ideal refuge from chaos.I understand your Netflix obsession! Nothing beats getting lost in a great story.

gemini

Charming and talkative Geminis live large. Gossip size! They escape reality by gossiping and ranting about their problems and blaming others.This validates "oh yes my life sucks because of this person X".

cancer

Cancers enjoy love stories and happily ever afters! They like to read Love Story of Erich Segal or envision Mr. Darcy's handsomeness, which makes them feel good about the world (even though it's fictional).

leo

Leos thrive on attention and their regal egos. A Mikey in an open auditorium is a great opportunity to escape reality and be the center of attention. They're escaping grandly.

virgo

Virgos, who are sensible, don't understand escape. When there's a lot to manage, what an escape! They jump right in. "You can run, you can hide but you can't escape!"

libra

Beautiful Libras crave style, comfort, and riches. Thus, their escape is fashionable! So everyone knows they're on vacation, they'd take a week. What's better than escaping reality on a tropical vacation?

scorpio

Scorpios enjoy s*x! They prefer the tangle of skin and blankets over hard facts and disappointments. “Let’s have more s*x please” is their escape mantra.

sagittarius

Saggitarians who are adventurous climb, run, or take unplanned vacations on undiscovered islands. They're adventurers. Adventure shoes help them escape reality.

capricorn

Receptive and Capricorns meditate or do therapy to cope. Success requires mental peace. They know. Meditation too. They deliberate. Capricorns escape with meditation lights.

aquarius

The free-spirited and unconventional Aquarians have few escape methods, from smoking weed to gardening by simply thinking of another wonderful situation.

pisces

Pisces artists flee reality. Music, painting, literature, etc. Now that you know your escape options, take a big breath and relax, but don't get lost. Find reality!

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